I say some brave liberal gets their ass into that White House to steal that freakin’ rug already.
For whatever reason, Bush seems fixated on his rug. Virtually all visitors to the Oval Office find him regaling them about how it was chosen and what it represents.
“Also, my rug was stolen.”
“The rug was in the car?”
“No. It was here.”
“[eager] Oh, separate incidents.”
“[on answering machine] George, this is Maude. I need to see you. I’m the one who took your rug.”
“Well. I guess we can close the books on that one.”
Come on, people. That shit’s funny and you all know it.
P.S. Best movie ever.
VE VANT THE WMDS, LEBOWSKI!
I was just about to write “Best movie ever” and you beat me to it.
“Beaver? You mean, uhhh, vagina?”
Best movie ever.
i know you stole my copy of ‘logjammin.’
Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tapedeck, though. Or the Creedence.
I think I might send Bush a terry cloth robe. Thoughts?
they pissed on my rug …..that ain’t cool man……give me another caucasian
i hate nihilists!
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
I love you.
That poster is AWESOME! Man, I wish I had one of those! It’s totally suitable for framing!