A little over a week ago, Toby Joe brought home a Littermaid. A Littermaid is like the Roomba for cats and their poop. It does it all for you. Your kitty enters, poops, and then 10 minutes later (if there is no movement) it kicks on and combs away the poop and pee clumps.
However, this is apparently too freaky and weird for our eldest cat who has taken to pissing on the floor in the living room instead.
Not so brilliant.
I love Schmitty. I do. More than many humans, to be honest. But when he does this sort of thing, I want to ring his neck. We had a talk with him on Sunday and explained to him that the Littermaid is there to help not hurt. Damn cat.