While becoming totally immersed in all the naked magazine ladies, I totally forgot about all the internet ladies.
I give you Sal T. Peter.
And If anyone happens to know what “Straining at Gnats” means, I’ll totally buy you a present. Wager even a guess? Because I have no clue.
I’m sorry, but none of you crackers know what “Straining at Gnats” means? The hell? I know you’re out there. Don’t be shy, dammit.
Google
salty peter…that’s funny.
Granted, I just skimmed that page, but i saw something about Staining at Gnats whiles swallowing Camels? What the hell does that mean? And why is the Noxzema Girl doing that? I should actually read it, I know. But I am too busy with boobs.
Part of me wants to put every picture up here. They are that good and that funny/amazing.
Okay, so I’m not really sure why the Noxema girl is straining at gnats, but its a phrase from the Bible. Jesus was bitching about the Pharisees being hypocrites. “Straining at gnats while swallowing a camel” basically means that the Pharisees were overly-critical about condemning others for the most picayune of transgressions (straining gnats and bugs from wine was a common practice in the ancient middle east-esp. for Jews because it was considered sinful to eat bugs), while they themselves were guilty of huge sins (like usury, greed, gluttony, prostitution, etc.).
One who is said to be “straining at gnats” is someone who critiques the smallest things about others, while being guilty of larger transgressions themselves.
Love, your former Catholic prep school student, Fish.
P.S., can we see more “Jem” booty now?
I [heart] porn.
Especially 60’s porn.