Apparently, because of something Toby Joe said, we’re at war with Alabama. I received a threatening email message. It read:
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH….Toby thinks he’s sooooo tough. I’m soooooo scared. Bring it on Uncle Toby!!!!
Attached to the message was this image:
Simone is like Mod.
I see she’s been reading strategic manuals. She also seems to have one of the two sets of keys to the launch button. I imagine Rob has been programming CuteWar simulations and running them non-stop for hours now. We’ve all seen War Games and we know how this ends. Unfortunately, michele and I are pathetically unarmed at the moment. But just you wait, Simone…
Those are some bitchin’ tights. Does she have some baby steel toe Doc Martens to go with the outfit?
No steel toe Docs, but she does have shoes that squeek.
Holy crap, baby steel toe doc martens would rule. I think I may have peed my pants a little bit over that one.
Mihow and TobyJoe: Under the lend-lease act, symbioticfishes would be willing to barter an arms deal with you. We have an overstock of cuteness artillery, air power, and infantry weapons, the might of which cannot be seriously doubted. Nothing can stand in our way! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (disclaimer: I’m not really claiming that my kid is cuter than any other kid. That would be rude. This post was meant in fun. Thank you, that is all).
I gotta find out where this child shops! She is quite the fashion plate. Very Euro.