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Toby and I have had JACKASS: THE MOVIE out since January. In that time, JACKASS: THE MOVIE was packed up, stored, moved over 3,000 miles, stored again, and then unpacked. JACKASS: THE MOVIE then sat on our kitchen counter for three months. JACKASS: THE MOVIE cost us $140.00.

JACKASS: THE MOVIE was sent back to Netflix Yesterday.

Neither one of us have ever seen JACKASS: THE MOVIE

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  1. wait…they charged you $140 for not returning it?

    will you get that money back once they receive it?

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  2. If it’s any comfort, I’d pay $140 to not see Jackass, too.

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  3. theres not supossed to be late fees!

    i have seen jackass. from netflix too. perhaps we had the same one.

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  4. Perhaps netflix is holding your retainer hostage?

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  5. Well, we paid 20 dollars a month to be members and haven’t received a new movie since we told them we wanted to cancel. So basically we’ve been paying for Netflix JUST so we could have JACKASS: THE MOVIE out. No late fees. If Netflix has my retainer, they are so dead. I woke up wondering something today, speaking of, what was head-gear used for?

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  6. Head-gear was worn in order to make it easier for kids to stick out like sore thumbs and get the crap kicked out of them in middle school.

    Were you too young to remember when they said I would have to wear a back brace because they thought I had scoliosis? This was at the same time that 16 Candles came out with Joan Cusack’s character wearing the same brace I would have. At the same time, the orthodontist was suggesting that I may need head gear. I remember mom saying “No way are you doing that to my son.”

    Man, if both those things came to pass at the same time I would have been forced to kick my own ass.

    By the way, it turned out I didn’t have scoliosis I just had one leg shorter than the other. And no, our parents aren’t cousins.

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  7. In Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion someone put magnets on Michele’s back brace during lunch. Twas funny. I totally remember that, Rob. You have been much more f’ed up than you are today. It’s a good thing mom stopped them. Now remember this when Simone is bigger. For starters, the whole “Chicken Dance” thing was taking it a little too far. And I have a record of it. ::evil laugh::

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  8. Simone and Chicken Dance Elmo are great buddies now.

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  9. For your and Mel’s mental stability I am really very sorry to hear that.

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  10. Runaway Jury cost me about $50, and I never saw it, either. Good times.

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