Thou Embraceth Thy Collum

o.k. I feel bad for acting so angry over the misspelling of the word “Collum” earlier. I have calmed down.

God, who posted earlier, made me feel guilty and bad. He has a habit of doing that.

I am sorry, God.


  1. I shall fight the infidel “God” for you, my Polack geisha. My pink fuzzy feathers will be stained with the blood of my enemy. This God shall soon fall and in his place will stand the One, the Only, the Divine: Mihow.


  2. Ok. That’s not what I imagined Pickle sounded like.

    mihow is a scary place today.


  3. I still want to smooch, then gnaw on Pickle.


  4. Don’t be so hard on yourself. Sometimes you just have to collum like you see ‘em.


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