Ashton

One of my top search referrals is Ashton Kucher. Which is funny, because I think (though I haven’t checked) my site ranks in at around 4,132 on Google when searching for Mr. Kucher. Which means one thing, said link-seekers are pretty desperate for information on this mother fucker. After said person clicks on the link Google spits at them, they end up on a comments page from way back when Toby wrote something about him. And some leave comments. And a few have the tone of a highschool girl in heat. The latest comment emailed to me today was:

comment from ashtonfan101:

ASHTON IS SSSOOO HOT ALL THE GIRLS IN MY CLASS ARE OBSESSED AND IM ONE!!!!!!! HE IS HOTTER THAN CRAZY!!!!!!!

Scary.

14 Comments

  1. How hot is crazy, anyway?

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  2. I wondered the same thing.

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  3. it’s like SO crazy hot! ya know?

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  4. Ashtonfan101: Sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here.

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  5. Looks like your comments made it to the first results page coming in at #10!! Now you just have to find a way to turn those hits into glorious ad revenue!!!

    (of course, you’re nowhere in sight if you spell Kutcher right… hehe)

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  6. oh great. So not only do I get all the highschool girls finding my site by searching for this dude, but they’re all morons too? Half-assed Ashton Lovers who can’t even SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME CORRECTLY?!

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  7. granted, it’s toby’s fault, ultimately. as he’s the one who fucked up to begin with.

    ::shakes fist at TobyJoe::

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