Year: 2002

Last night Toby told me to start seeing other people because there were three or four hoochie mamas he wanted to get his paws on as well. So I went grocery shopping. But took the wrong bus and ended up lost. Yeah. Ok. I was (at first) completely and totally pissed off, which quickly morphed…

I’m going to be spihow till tomorrow. My head hurts. And I don’t feel like changing the image because spider-man looks cool. Much cooler then I do (unless I’m wearing my incredible hulk pajamas). Still no sign of my sandwich. And I wish I could open my coworkers up like they did in Jaws (part…

Toby started it. Last night Toby was listing off the sexual innuendoes applied to Spider-man. He came up with many (which I think I should let him write about as I don’t want to steal his brilliant knack for disclosing hidden acts of perversion and frivolous, long-distance spun-shots) but I would love to hear if…

Tuesday, May 7 Where have all the crazy people gone? Perhaps I should change my route, I’m starting to get annoyed again. :) Things will be better after I get my costume

Please note: To the person who is coming here by way of the following search string: horse dog butt photo you (and your little dog or your pony) is in for a world of pain. Please move along now, spihow is afraid of you.

when I was a kid and I saw movies or shows about superheroes for days following the experience I would become obsessed with knowing that now it had been proven possible (and recorded) to become a superhero. “I must be at the right place at the RIGHT time!” I would think and that’s right, really.…