In a bizarre twist, Florida has voted for Snickerdoodles which didn’t actually appear on the ballot.
Said one infuriated Floridian:
“Do I look like someone who would vote for Snickerdoodles? Do I? I wanted to vote for Muffins, but “the man” has caused me to vote for Snickerdoodles!”
When pointed out to the Floridian that they hadn’t voted at all that they had, actually, arrived at a McDonald’s and not a polling place, the Floridian began yelling about how McDonalds caused them to be
lazy and stupid and that they were going to sue.
I am from Pennsyltuckey and I happen to like Snickerdoodles. Their modest touch of cinnamon reminds me of all those late night road trips through God’s country. We’d stop at the Cinnabon and I’d get my pig on. At least Snuickerdoodles know where they stand. They’re SWEET. Not salty. Not hard. Not dry and crumbly. You know what to expect with a snickerdoodle. Now, don’t even get me started about them little Girl Scout bitches.
You are SO MEAN!
ha ha ha…so funny.
My body.
My car.
My muffin.
My business.
Don’t let big scones influence your kids.
Vote ‘no’ on scones.
Isn’t it time we stop the scones?
I’m pro-muffin and I vote.
If you can’t trust me with a scone, how can you trust me with a muffin?
Free the scones!
Scones for a muffin-free America.
In a bizarre twist, Florida has voted for Snickerdoodles which didn’t actually appear on the ballot.
Said one infuriated Floridian:
“Do I look like someone who would vote for Snickerdoodles? Do I? I wanted to vote for Muffins, but “the man” has caused me to vote for Snickerdoodles!”
When pointed out to the Floridian that they hadn’t voted at all that they had, actually, arrived at a McDonald’s and not a polling place, the Floridian began yelling about how McDonalds caused them to be
lazy and stupid and that they were going to sue.
I’ll have you know the SnickerDoodle Party won “Major Party” recognition last election by securing just over 5% of the popular vote.
Yet you still insist on marginalizing them, acting as there are only two parties here…
So, by the power vested in me, I declare the interim tea-snack to be SnickerDoodles.
I am from Pennsyltuckey and I happen to like Snickerdoodles. Their modest touch of cinnamon reminds me of all those late night road trips through God’s country. We’d stop at the Cinnabon and I’d get my pig on. At least Snuickerdoodles know where they stand. They’re SWEET. Not salty. Not hard. Not dry and crumbly. You know what to expect with a snickerdoodle. Now, don’t even get me started about them little Girl Scout bitches.
What in the name of sweet christ are snickerdoodles?
it’s when a candy bar makes poop.
What in the name of sweet christ are snickerdoodles?They are God’s gift to the cookie people.
Am I right Dad?
And if I’m not mistaken, sweetchrist is a cookie that will make 10x the amount of cookies on just a third of the ingrediants.
(get it? It’s Bible humor.)
Scones rhymes with “drones” = (as in “it droned on and on in my mouth”)
Scones rhymes with “crones” = (n. An ugly, withered old woman; a hag). I think the dictionary says it all.
Scones rhymes with “loans” = (“can you loans me some water, this shit is way too dry”)
Scones rhymes with “bones” = (as in “my mouth is dry as a bones”)
Really, ask yourself, are scones working for me?
Scones rhymes with “drones” = (as in “it drones on and on in my mouth”)
Scones rhymes with “crones” = (n. An ugly, withered old woman; a hag). I think the dictionary says it all.
Scones rhymes with “loans” = (“can you loans me some water, this shit is way too dry”)
Scones rhymes with “bones” = (as in “my mouth is dry as a bones”)
Really, ask yourself, are scones working for me?
Hey Mihow, how about you have a big glass of shut-up juice and make me a snickerdoodle?
Of course, if you were ever involved in brawl in the middle of a Starbucks, you couldn’t do worse than chucking a scone at someone’s head as a weapon.
The British Isles were never known for their “great” food, and scones prove it.
Communist!!!
:: taking the gloves off ::
MY MOM IS BRITISH! RACIST!
Honestly, I’m kidding. Megan, let’s get together and buy Mihow a dozen scones for her birthday.
This just in:
The liking of scones linked to communism.
Sommunist!!
This just in:
The liking of Scones linked to communism.
Scommunist!
sticks and scones can break your bones…oh wait…