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I am slow. Everyone here is slow. Things are slow. I am bored. Oh please someone say/do something exciting. It’s 11 a.m. I have finished my work for the day. Tis muchly sad. It’s so nice out. Can I go walk around? Can I do something productive? Dangnabbit. Prison must be a mind-numbingly boring. Holy cow, I feel useless.

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  1. My bosses. All of them. Just left to play golf for the day.

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    (I know, scbob. I know. But COME ON!)

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  2. screw it, I’m going to outline my boring day.

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  3. When MY bosses all knock off early, so do I. Run, run like the wind.

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  4. What, do you work w/ all doctor’s of graphic design or something?? Well, then you can leave now, too, right?

    My friends and I wonder sometimes how long it would take us to get fired if we tried. Like, if I told everyone in the office exactly what I thought of them…would it take 10 minutes? Same with if I went up to my boss and just kicked him. 5 minutes?

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  5. I am afraid mihow.com is about the closest thing to excitement I am going to see today. I’ve been bored out of my skull since I finished work around 5 hours ago.
    It’s nice outside here too.

    why can I not leave, this job thing just doesn’t make any sense to me sometimes.

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  6. Hey, I tried to get a Name-that-Simpsons episode going yesterday, but no one joined in. Don’t expect anyone else on here to help you relieve boredom, they must have stuff to do or something.

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  7. Yeah, you did try, but I couldn’t compete. I know the simpsons, but it’s not like I know the names of the episodes or anything. I just got nervous. Kinda like pee fright.

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