GYM stuff

A suggestion for (some of) the naked people

When getting ready to leave the locker room, it’s ok that you’re naked, we non-nudes are fine with that. But I don’t see any reason why you must bend over to dry your hair, while only wearing a thong and black boots. There is really no need for that. While it doesn’t specifically cause me any harm, I see no reason why the first thing I have to see upon entering the locker room is your ass while it’s being flossed by your 5 dollar thong. For the love of all that is sacred, put some damn cloth(e)s on or dry upright.

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  1. “put some damn cloths on?” What kind of cloths? Washcloths?

    Har har.

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  2. I bloody hell, i suck.

    Damn, well if it’s large enough, it would do. indeed.

    Should I fix that?

    hmmmm

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  3. Where’s that digital camera when there’s something important to see?

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  4. Freakgirl, do not encourage him. We three kids have learned to ignore this sort of behavoir. I pretend it doesn’t actually happen. Yuppie just says,

    “Oh, he’s just bored”

    Robert crawls into the corner, gets into the fetal position and sings,

    “Somewhere out there
    Beneath the pale moonlight
    Someone’s thinking of me
    And loving me tonight”

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  5. Actually, I’m going to have to agree with scbob on this one.

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  6. I think you all just want me in jail. I see how it is. I do. I bet there’d be lots of ass like that in jail, huh? Do they allow for thongs in prison?

    See, I don’t think I want to see that stuff. I think the camera will remain locked up for my times in the women’s dressing room.

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  7. ryan, you start taking photos of the lovely gay businessmen in your gym for mihow (and bob) and mihow, you take photos of the assfloss skanks for your brother and, again, the polymorphously perverse bob.

    settled.

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  8. I never said I wanted to see pictures of naked gay men. But you may “pretend” they’re for me. I won’t tell.

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  9. shit, I don’t even want to see pictures of naked straight men.

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  10. I understand that Mihow. Having to live with tobyjoe must create a deep-seeded fear of nudity.

    I, however, would like to go on record saying I would enjoy seeing hot, female ass upon entering the gym locker.

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  11. I never said this woman was hot. But you should think of her that way, She’d like that. She was about 43 and had yoga skin* I needn’t say any more.

    (when people do too much yoga. use that as their only means of excericse. And they don’t eat properly so their skin doesn weird stretchy things in odd places).

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  12. I never said this woman was hot. But you should think of her that way, She’d like that. She was 43ish and had yoga skin* I needn’t say any more.

    (when people do too much yoga. use that as their only means of excericse. And they don’t eat properly so their skin does weird stretchy things in odd places).

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  13. No more talking about nudity. I am having flashbacks from my beach vacation. Picture it. Freakgirl and Geekboy sitting in the living room, quietly reading books. In walks Her, wearing a string bikini and a white cowboy hat. Things, flapping, bouncing, ugh. After that, He walks in, wearing nothing but a blue speedo.

    I had to wash my eyes.

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  14. I take it these were the English folks you were speaking fondly of in your blog? No American male in their right mind would wear a speedo.

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  15. Who?! WHO?!

    WHO WORE A SPEEDO?!

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  16. Nope, the English folks are the most adorable people you’ve ever seen.

    The guy wearing the speedo is married to a Norwegian girl. He thinks he’s European, but he’s actually from Wisconsin.

    I’ll send you a pic.

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  17. WOOP! YAYA!

    Pictures!!!

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  18. NOT of the Speedo. That guy was only at the house for four days, and that was four days too long.

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  19. As a former Wisconsinite, I apologize for my people for the respects of this guy. As my ancestry is Norweigan, I’m glad the chicky poo was hot in a little white number.

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  20. the only thing funnier than a guy in a speedo is a guy in a speedo and a cowboy hat. that shit cracks me up every time. Every time, I tell ya.

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  21. YOU! YOU! WHO ARE YOU!
    You’re following me.
    I think I know who you are now. I do. :)

    I have yet to see a man (close up) wearing a speedo. It’s just not right. There are certain things that are illegal, like public nudity, and crack cocaine. Why isn’t the speedo? I wonder. It scares the kids.

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  22. And it’s so…hairy…down there…on guys.
    Bleh. So graphically clear where all the parts are. bleh. Ok. I’ll stop.

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  23. There were jokes being made about grape smuggling that may possibly have been the funniest things I’ve heard in years.

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