Mihow

Naked Asian Man

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We have to walk down the hall to go to the bathroom. I mentioned that. Last night at around 9 p.m., I walked down the hall, toilet paper under one arm, flashlight under the other. We live on the fourth floor along with about 10 other people. As I was coming up on the community toilet, I saw something to my left move. I looked over. Standing in the doorway was a naked Asian man. He was totally naked. I laughed, he jumped. He laughed. I laughed harder. He said,

Sorry!

I said,

That’s OK!

And laughed some more. He shut his door and wandered back to his couch. Naked. Just thought I would share.

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8 responses to “Naked Asian Man”

  1. scbob Avatar
    scbob

    Are you sure he wasn’t the Secret Asian Man?

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  2. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    I did think that, as I walked by. I thought about singing it. But I just laughed. What else can one do?

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  3. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    it’s bad enough everyone already knows about the… um… shortcomings of asian men (so i read in nifkin’s diary while he was visiting)… but to LAUGH at the poor fellow…

    tsk, tsk, mihow.

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  4. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    he’s soooooooo lucky I don’t bring my camera to the bathroom.

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  5. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    no – WE are soooooo lucky you don’t bring your camera to the bathroom!!!!

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  6. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    oh!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!!!

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  7. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    DAMN!!!

    ::mihow pulls her foot from her mouth::

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  8. freakgirl Avatar
    freakgirl

    thanks for the mental picture, you losers.

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