Tonight, I meet Toby’s sister, her husband and their baby. If they don’t like me, I will surely freak. (I’m thinking booze, booze will help). I’m nervous. Why am I so nervous? Ugh. I’m not really going to drink my head silly circles, up my chances of making a TOTAL ass out of myself, but I’m thinking of finding the biggest jerk I can on my way to meet them so I’ll fall to the wayside, and be able to freak silently, ignored. So later he can say,
Hey S____, what did you think of Michele?
And she’ll answer,
Hmmmmmm I don’t remember her much, but that other person was a TOTAL asshole.
Anyone know anyone like that in the area? I’ll pay for their time. (Bonus cash if they make jokes about southern inbreeding and know all the lyrics to Georgia on my mind).