Covers that suck compared to its original. GO!

(As per request via Nifkin).

“Famous Blue Raincoat by Tori Amos”

(I just can’t deal with her).

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  1. “I Love Rock n Roll” by Britney Spears

    that whore.

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  2. Please tell me you’re kidding.

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  3. hmmm… i’m on the album kick here…

    The entire Pat Boone Metal Album. Yes, even the theme song to the osbournes.

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  4. Downtown Train by Rod Stewart SUCKED compared to the Tom Waits version.

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  5. the entire album of folks covering Leonard Cohen.

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  6. That’s what I’m talking about with Tori. :)

    Great minds think alike, baby,

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  7. “how soon is now” by love spit love

    everything off the carpenters tribute album except for sonic youth doing “superstar” which ranks as one of my top 3 creepiest songs of all time…

    there’s a goth/industrial tribute to bauhaus where all the songs sound exactly like bauhaus, show some creativity kids…

    anyone who plays a song on a tribute album FEATURING A MEMBER OF THE ACT IT IS A TRIBUTE TO!…

    “ghostrider” a la Rollins Band…

    “anarchy in the UK” by megadeth

    any cover of a song by kiss (this falls into the category of “garbage in, garbage out”)…

    any rock song covered by a rap/hip hop act that is not busta rhymes…

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  8. Britney. It’s true.

    Oh. Marilyn Manson, Tainted Love. Asshole.

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  9. smells like teen spirit by (again) tori amos.

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  10. Freakgirl, that’s painful. I never want to hear that.

    Nifkin, I totally forgot about that megadeath song. Ouch. I also kinda liked that other song by the Asian gal band on the Carpenters tribute album. The one where she sings “Imatopoda wold.”

    remember?

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  11. goo goo dolls “don’t fear the reaper” (it’s ooold, from before they ever got big. but they fucked with teh BOC and for that they must be destroyed)…

    whatever god awful metal act teamed up with ozzy to cover “shock the monkey” a couple years back…

    whoever that asshole is that they keep playing on the radio covering “black” from the first pearl jam record. i haven’t listened to that record in almost ten years and i know more of the words than he does…

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  12. mihow: oh crap yr right, shonen knife were on there. i think it’s a well documented fact though that YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH SHONEN KNIFE!

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  13. Shonen Knife does that song, Mihow.

    The cover of Black is by that guy from Staind.

    Freakgirl, answering your questions. :)

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  14. i don’t care if he’s jiminy fucking cricket, the man must die…

    :]

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  15. “Sweet Jane” By the Cowboy Junkies. It’s not SO SO bad but still. Why fuck with something like the Velvet Underground. And I am shocked at how many folks do it.

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  16. Staind is so bad. so very bad.

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  17. stained is another band that should change their name to “we’ll never be korn”…

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  18. Nifkin, don’t try and pretend you don’t lurve them by misspelling their name.

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  19. Staind wanted to be Pearl Jam. Just like Creed did. Just like every other piece of poo band out right now with tattoos and guitars. Fuck them all.

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  20. I used to want to be Pearl Jam. It was that hat he wore. Holy, hot friggin hat. That big hat. Do you remember that hat? Did I make it up? Mother love bone, I did not make that damn hat up. What happened to Seattle? What is there now? Something must be brewing. I can hear the distant chatter of angry, skinny white men waiting their turn.

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  21. I haven’t given up on Pearl Jam yet. Eddie sometimes scares me with his “attitude,” but old Pearl Jam still makes me smile.

    I think most of the other ones in Seattle are dead.

    I’m sorry. That was mean.

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  22. Or they’re in that hat, like white rabbits. He’ll pull them out one day. All of them by the ears. It will be grunge magic.

    Didn’t you watch the Matrix this weekend?

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  23. I really like staind, I didn’t realize they were a mocked band! OMG I feel like I just admitted I like backstreet boys….

    Well fine then! I’m secure in my fandom!

    Is fandom a word?

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  24. My best friend loves her some Staind, michael. So don’t worry.

    Mihow, I did see The Matrix this weekend. So yes, that must be where all the grunge bands are now. In the Matrix. Good call.

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  25. all you guys are a bunch of fagots

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  26. so mature. so very mature.

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