Flies

I am not a fan of flies. In fact, one day (last December) they decided to take over our loft out of nowhere and I spent the entire day killing them merciless with a book called, “The God of Small Things” and I found the whole spectacle rather funny in the end. But this is just wacky. (I would like to thank a TobyJoe for the linkage).


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8 responses to “Flies”

  1. nifkin Avatar
    nifkin

    hey you! i know you. I know you.

    flog me
    SHUT IT
    SHUT IT!!!
    bah… i just don’t think much
    bah… i just don’t think much
    um, sir. what is that hanging meat? is that good?

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  2. freakgirl Avatar
    freakgirl

    That’s gross. The flies thing. I don’t like flies either, but that’s no reason to glue their feet down and basically torture them. People are weird.

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  3. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    yes they are. They are weird. Monsters. Little mean monsters.

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  4. tobyjoe Avatar
    tobyjoe

    i know the renderings are very detailed, but i feel i must point out that the instructions you saw were simply illustrations, not photographs. this means that there is a chance, albeit a small one, that no person has actually engaged in the type of activity referenced in said instructions.

    …just to soothe your souls.

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  5. freakgirl Avatar
    freakgirl

    true, tobyjoe. but still.

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  6. freakgirl Avatar
    freakgirl

    you know, why am I being oversensitive about flies? i need to lighten up.

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  7. mihow Avatar
    mihow

    I’ll lighten you up. I’ll glue you to some 2×4s, strap on a giant fan and send you to manhattan via newton creek.

    we’re girls. :) that’s what we do. we act sensitive sometimes.

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  8. freakgirl Avatar
    freakgirl

    i can FLY, i can FLY!

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