For the past 2 hours I have done nothing but get up from bed, run to the bathroom, puke, and then waddle back to bed again. I hope this is not the flu. Please tell me it will pass. (And before you people get all freaky, this is not morning sickness). I should go back to bed for an hour and see what happens when I wake up again. I just can’t even imagine getting on a stinky, crowded subway right now. And I’m sure my fellow commuters would thank me for it. (ugh) I must lay down again. Work will have to wait.
sick
- Published May 14, 2002
- Author Mihow
- Category Uncategorized
- Comments 18 Comments
One of those 24-hour stomach things, or food poisoning. Either way, it will pass pretty quickly. It happened to me in Key West this eyear and I just wanted to die.
Make sure you keep hydrated – very important.
me and my gf once got food poisening in san francisco after eating the best burritos we’ve ever had (how is that possible) I hope you don’t have that because It didn’t pass all that fast. Get well.
i told you heroin makes one sick at first.
just let the nausea pass and enjoy the river of endorphines upon which you will soon be floating.
more like:
I told you tofu pot-pie makes one sick at first.
just let the nausea pass and enjoy the river of puke upon with you will soon be floating.
tofu pot pie?
what the hell were you thinking?…
just a wee jab at toby. He makes some amazing tofu pot pie. He does.
But if he’s going to tell everyone about all the heroin, I will let them know the truth about the tofu pot pie.
so…. how’s the baby?
the baby is high on heroin. heroin is ok for my baby, right? that’s what doctor brown told me.
good enough for courtney love
good enough for mihow
not “Morning Sickness”…
then it must be “MONKEY SICKNESS”
/edit post…. remove crappy ascii
MONKEY SICKNESS! NO!
It’s Monchichi sickness! I have been impregnated by a Monchichi!
bwa ha ha ha
monchichi means (hap)penis?…
* mihow shakes an angry fist
enjoy the thrax
shut up!!
i forgot to dream last night
OUT OF CONTEXT
backward written
this is my favorite part :)
ouch…STOP!!!
it’s hot when boys know this stuff
mihow shakes an angry fist
and knocked myself out
i like to be tied up with little emo scarves.
christ it’s like pure Vogon!
:)
Go and ask Dr Benway at the Willian S Burroughs Clinic if it does not clear up by tomorrow :)
hmm, i hadn’t thought about that, but it does fit quite nicely with the whole cut-up theory doesn’t it?…
old bill would be so proud…
::snickers::
pure vogon…
nerds.
btw – i now have mihow’s illness.
damned monchichi impregnated me, too