I received this email today. It’s brilliant and needs to be shared.

SUBJECT: RACING STRIPES

OMG … since you guys are both adults, there is no earthly reason for you to even CONSIDER going to this fucking movie.  My kids insisted, and at best I hoped for a POOR “Babe” ripoff, but this has to have been one of the worst movies I’ve had to endure as a parent.  It made me feel physically ill, it was so bad.  Mother of Bleeding Jesus, I really can’t BEGIN to tell you how miserable I was.  The ONLY thing that made it survivable was the fact that I knew my wife wasn’t suffering as badly as I, and she kept laughing at me.  So, imagine how terrible you think this move MIGHT be, and then throw that away because you’re totally underestimating just how criminally BAD it is. 

Best line of the movie:  “With a pecker like that, I knew you’d have a big mouth!”