BlogHer Bag Tagline Contest.

I am totally and completely shocked my tagline wasn’t chosen for the BlogHer bag tagline contest. Only not really.

Naturally, “Clique Here” didn’t make the final cut.

Regarding BlogHer 08: no, I’m not going. I know. I know. Tears are going to be shed in my absence. Goodness knows, everyone notices whenever I’m not around, right?

In all seriousness, I haven’t ever been to a Blog_Her_ or blogger event. I feel like a terrible gal blogger for this, but I do not enjoy being in large groups. Having me as a guest at a large gathering is like witnessing a live Cat Power show (before she gave up the hardcore drugs) only I’m a lot less hot, a lot less talented, and a lot more boring.

OK, so, maybe it’s not like that at all. But I totally would end up facing the back of the auditorium.

I do hope everyone has a good time. I wish it were possible for me to.

3 Comments

  1. If it makes a difference, I wouldn’t buy any of those bags with the “final” taglines. For real, clique here is waaaay better.

    What I would vote for? “boobosphere”

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  2. mMMmmmmmMMm boooooobs

    How about Boobosfear?

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  3. Your tagline perfectly sums up BlogHer. And yet I’m still going even though I’m not part of the cool crowd.

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