Year: 2006

  • Spread Update

    Tobyjoe has asked a lot of great questions over on Spread and I want to get some feedback. If you have any, please, kindly leave them there. (Or send us an email.)

  • Scent While Dreaming.

    I stood in the closet next to Soung. We looked around at her clothing. They hung from hangers, sighing. The great contrast between aged skin and aged clothing became painfully clear: One becomes wrinkled over time, and the other becomes smoother. There were shoes tucked away and a few hair ties draped around the door…

  • Behind This Web site.

    Last night over dinner, Toby Joe asked me what character I thought he was most like from The Feast of Love. I thought about this for a second. My first answer didn’t seem right but it was the first one that came to mind. Diana’s character is rather cold. She feels love but doesn’t often…

  • Cheney Hunting Accident Simulation

    This is totally safe for work.. Check it out. 200 pieces of metal? That sounds like a pretty big deal to me.

  • Vanity Fair, Alright!

    We received the latest copy of Vanity Fair last night. I thought the whole point of having a subscription was receiving it ahead of time. Oh how wrong I was. Ahhhhh Valentine’s Day. You’re out. You fine dine with your loved one. You smooch. You sip wine. You walk home hand-in-hand to discover Scarlett Johanson’s…

  • Jocko Weyland

    I met Jocko by way of George Draguns who happens to be engaged to Nico who happens to be one of the greatest gals I know. Jocko wrote the book The Answer is Never: A Skateboarder’s History of the World. I haven’t read it, yet. But many people have told me it’s an excellent book.…

  • What’s Grosser Than Gross?

    The other night while at the gym, the most disgusting thing happened. It was worse than the time I had a foreign pubic hair stuck to my face during a Bikram class. It was worse than the time I accidentally ate a living baby snail. It was worse than the time I stood behind and…

  • Oh So Many Questions.

    I woke up with a wicked sore throat. So I can’t write too loudly. And I really should be showering, getting ready for another blustery commute into work. But somehow I got sucked into mindless Internet clicking while sipping my tea in hopes of a throat sooth. What’s going on out there? Lately, I have…

  • Hot Toddy Time.

    It appears alternate side parking has been suspended. Which means, my 30-year-old car can sit there, covered in snow until Friday at which point it hopefully melts. In celebration of this fact, I will have a hot toddy at Daddy’s and wait for my man to come home.

  • The Two Of Us, We Have a Thing For Suction.

    Ever since I can remember, Tobyjoe has shaved his head. Usually, he waits until his hair grows really long and then he goes home in a fit and shaves it. Over the years, I have offered to pay and have paid for professional haircuts. Visiting the salon is often very entertaining. “I want every hair…