Year: 2005

  • Fart Juice

    I learned something today. I learned that the word “Jamba” might mean “Fart” in Swahili. I just had an Original Fart Juice. (Thanks Nico!) And then I learned that Chevy Nova means “Doesn’t Run” in Italian. (Thanks Brad!) I love these things. I do. Learn me something, Almighty Internet.

  • Public Transportation: Can We Own It?

    Well, the MTA didn’t go on strike. Yet. That’s a very good thing for the city. Last night, as we watched the news people salivate over any possible new breaks, I couldn’t help but wonder. What if the MTA was owned by the public? What if the money I spent to use it meant I…

  • Ford Responds to Complaints.

    You might remember this post from last week. Apparently, Ford has reinstated advertisements in gay magazines. Comments will be back shortly. Problem with PHP.

  • I Don’t Know If I Can Take It. Because It Took So Long To Bake it.

    About two weeks ago while making x-rated cookies for Toby Joe I had a brilliant brainstorm. I decided it’d be a wonderful idea to make leg lamp cookies for all my faraway friends. I started out using gingerbread. The first batch turned out OK. I hand cut them all. The ones you see below were…

  • Unions? Strikes? What do You Think?

    Someone I work with just came into the art department complaining about the impending MTA strike New Yorkers might be facing starting at midnight on Thursday. I don’t understand how any corporation can get away with or actually take part in something that would put out millions of people. I think what they’re up to…

  • Crash 17. (X-Rated Car. X-Rated for Violence.)

    On Monday, my commute was particularly awful. For those of you who are living outside of New York City, we’re days away from facing a transit-wide strike. Which would pretty much cripple the city. It’d be like taking away a New Yorker’s sight for a few hours each day. I would have no real way…

  • Should There Be a Code of Ethics for the Dead?

    A little over a week ago, I wrote a really long post about Bodies: The Exhibition. Since then, I have received many, many comments about the post usually in the form of an email. Most of them were positive, a few not so much. Here’s the deal. About three years ago, there was something in…

  • Bush T-Shirt: Take 533

    A little over week OK, I received a phone call from the producer of the Rachel Maddow show asking for my address and email address. I obliged. On Thursday evening, when Toby Joe and I got back to the apartment, I had a letter waiting for me. It was from Air America Radio. Enclosed was…

  • Beaner is Twenty-Eight

    Yesterday, was Toby Joe’s birthday. He’s now 28. For a little more than a month, I will be only 3 years his senior. Every time Toby Joe has a birthday, I want it to be spectacular. And every time I feel like a failure because, well, that’s impossible. But I could make it semi-spectacular, you’d…

  • Harold Pinter’s Speech

    Rachel Maddow brought this one to my attention this morning. It’s Harold Pinter’s Noble Peace prize acceptance speech. He spoke about America quite a bit. Some of it is bound to hit a nerve or two. If you have the ability to listen to it, click here. There is something powerful in hearing his voice.…