Year: 2005

  • Covered Now By Three Names

    I wanna take a minute to mention that Weeds is the greatest show on non-television (i.e. Showtime). You see, both Toby Joe Boudreaux and I have the hots for Mary-Louis Parker. Years ago, Missy and I saw Mary-Louis Parker perform in Proof on Broadway and then I took Toby Joe to see Proof and Jennifer…

  • Underpants: Part Deux

    The whole no underwear/thong conversation held here on Friday made its way into my real life, too. On Sunday, the conversation resurfaced. A lot was discussed. And much to my delight the evening ended with Anna (aka Leggs Luther of Roller Derby fame) throwing me a thong out the sunroof of Gerry’s car. I kept…

  • In Truth

    I gotta be honest, every now and again I’m like, “Dude, mihow, I hate this Web site.” Usually, it comes and goes right away. In the past it would come along every 3 or 6 months or something. Now, it’s every other day. I really, really need to figure out if I want to keep…

  • Best Picture Ever

    This is Laurie and her friend. Aren’t they adorable? I love this shot. I can’t stop looking at it. Everyone, go visit Laurie by clicking the above image. She’s hot and she surfs!

  • A Right ACircle, A Left ACircle

    Toby Joe and I waxed Josephine the car on Sunday and now my arms are killing me. I totally know karate.

  • Roaches

    A few weeks ago, Toby and I were eating at one of our favorite Indian restaurants, Brick Lane. I had just finished my meal and the waiter cleared the plates. I went to grab my water when I noticed a baby roach running madly around the table. I lifted the water glass and put back…

  • Moscow Cats Theatre

    I just purchased two tickets to see The Moscow Cats Theatre perform in Tribecca on October 14th. The performance combines my most favorite living creatures with on of my most feared: cats and clowns, respectively. (Damn New York Times helping me throw away my savings.)

  • The Mets

    Toby and I won tickets to a Mets game today and for some reason everyone I tell that to laughs at me. Apparently we have Rock Star seating. However, judging by others’ reactions, I am gathering that’s like having front row seats to a Menudo concert. (Who, incidentally, I have already seen.)

  • Confession: Part 2

    I have to admit, I was a little disappointed/hurt with how few stories I received in response to my “Dollar for Your Thoughts” post. I get at least 500 regulars a day and anywhere from 10 to 20 thousand hits. And while that’s not a devastatingly high number of people, I assumed I’d get at…

  • Confessional Friday

    This morning,I am going to admit something to the Internet that I have no business admitting. Ready? I don’t wear underpants. As a matter of fact, I hate them. I haven’t worn underpants since I was 19 years old. That’s 12 years of not wearing the underpants. I have saved a lot of underpant trees…