One Fearful Nation Under God.

March 8th, 2007

I know this is old news but old news has a way of taking its time getting to me, hence its name.

Apparently Americans are more likely to vote for a black person and a woman over a Mormon but the Catholics have it in the bag. And an atheist stands no chance in hell. (ha!) But, rest assured, my gay friends, you have a better chance at getting voted into office than an atheist.

I wonder how many folks currently in office are gay. Surely there must be some. And I wonder how many folks are gay atheists. How about a gay, atheist and female? And I wonder if things would be different if people could tell someone was gay just by looking at them, or if you could spot an atheist in a crowd of people. Do people see this belief and/or orientation as something sneaky and are therefore afraid of it? Or does it really just boil down to bigotry and hatred? What are people afraid of? That a gay person is going to run for president and change our national anthem to “My Heart Will Go On?” Are they afraid that the atheists are going to take over and invite the devil in a blue dress into the oval office for a blowjob? Does it really just boil down to the fact that our nation really is just one nation under God? (As long as it’s a Catholic God, of course.)

This poll depresses me a little bit.

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The Great Flickr Switch: A Topic More Important Than the Iraq War but Not Anna Nicole Smith.

February 19th, 2007

I have added a new section to this site. It’s called “Photos”. And guess what? It features photos. As many of you already know, Flickr did the whole switcheroo recently, forcing Old Skool members to merge their accounts with a Yahoo ID. Both Tobyjoe and I were a little perturbed by this, admittedly. And apparently it made a lot of the Internet foam at the mouth. We did not foam at the mouth, but we did whine about it to one another for a few minutes.

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Denouncing the Holy Spirit.

February 1st, 2007

“Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” [Mark 3:29]

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Mary Cheney’s Baby.

December 7th, 2006

“It’s very disappointing that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that will never have a father,” said Crouse, a senior fellow at the group’s think tank. “They are encouraging people who don’t have the advantages they have.”

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Blog For Me Dammit!

November 8th, 2006

I tried to get Tobyjoe to write this for me today because I am a total moron when it comes to writing political commentary. He said (and I quote):

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Foley Shit, You’re a Dirty Bastard.

October 3rd, 2006

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp…or growing

Didn’t anyone ever tell Foley that if he wants some play it’s best to not insult the underage page about his size and EQ?

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Spread the Word.

September 26th, 2006

It’s days like this one when I wish I had tens of thousands of visitors to this Web site each and every day. Not because I want to talk about my life and have people tell me how great I am but because I wish I could get more eyes and ears to see this video.

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