May 16th, 2012
You know how some bloggers only post attractive pictures of themselves? NOT THIS BLOGGER!
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OK! So I had to buy this for a few reasons:
One: The socks.
Two: Age 2.
Three: The bags under my eyes are growing increasingly more envious of my double-chin. I just needed proof. I have it now.
Four: It appears I’m molesting my left nipple.
Five: My KT Tape is showing. (Proof I should not have “run” on Sunday. Run is in quotes because I hobbled through this race. It was a 4-mile race. Four miles is pretty easy for me these days. I welcome a 4-mile run. But I’d run a pretty decent 10K the day before so my legs were screaming. I needed to recover. Also: I got my period on Saturday morning.)
Six: It looks like I might be having an allergic reaction to shellfish.
Seven: I look like The Joker.
Eight: I apparently have gills.
Overall this image is a whole lotta unawesome, which makes it thoroughly more awesome. So I had to buy it and share it.
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May 10th, 2012
If you stop paying attention, even for just a minute, you miss stuff like this. This wasn’t staged. He put the hat on. He ransacked my wallet.
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May 1st, 2012
My son is four. He’ll be attending kindergarten in the fall. That’s crazy and awesome and strange. It’s true what they say that time flies. I can’t believe he’ll be 5 in August.
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April 25th, 2012
I totally got suckered into buying this shot (the only shot) of me crossing the finish line in D.C. And naturally, it’s blurry. I couldn’t see that in the small version they sent to me online. Ah well. You don’t get a chance to go back and buy shots of yourself running your first ever half marathon.
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April 21st, 2012
Here’s the cake I made for Missy. It’s a three tiered white wedding cake filled with vanilla buttercream icing. It’s spackled with more buttercream and then coated with fondant. The flowers are made out of gum paste and painted with petal dust. The cake weighs more the Elliot, I’m guessing 30 pounds.
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March 27th, 2012
I dyed my hair black this week. I’m not entirely sure why. I’ve done this before, so I guess it’s not that big of a deal. But this time it’s much, much darker—almost blue. So that’s a little weird. I’m probably getting too old for this shit. But I don’t care. Or maybe I’m in denial. I don’t care about that either. Hey, at least it wasn’t Manic Panic!
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March 21st, 2012
Elliot is 13 months old today. These shots were taken outside of a Cracker Barrel while we were driving to DC.
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March 20th, 2012
I have been blogging long enough to know to avoid such issues, and I do normally bite my tongue. But this time I’m having trouble. And it’s none of my business. I know this. Yet I can’t stop thinking about it.
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March 17th, 2012
I did it! I walked a bit. That hill into Adams Morgan was a lot more intense than I’d remembered. And my right knee got wonky at mile 11. But I did it!
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