Tales About Nothing

September 2nd, 2011

Emory has an imaginary friend named Nothing. Nothing is with him most of the time and travels with us in Emory’s pocket. The existence of Nothing has spawned some pretty profound, existential conversations as of late. Here are a few of our more recent conversations.

Conversation One

Em: “Nothing is in my pocket.”

Me: “Oh yeah? Do you want something in your pocket?”

Em: “No. Then there won’t be room for Nothing.”

Me: “Oh. Right.”

Em: “But if you hold Nothing in your hand, something will fit in my pocket.”

Conversation Two

Em: “Nothing told me everything last night.”

Conversation Three

Em: “I want Nothing in the bath with me.”

Me: “Really? Won’t that be boring?”

Em: “Nothing is NOT boring.”

Me: “Oh, right. I’ll go get Nothing.”

Conversation Four

Em: “Nothing is keeping me up.”

Me: “Then why are you still awake?”

Em, a little confused: “Because of Nothing! Can you tell him to be quiet?”

Me: “Nothing! Hush!”

But then yesterday Em had to have a little talk with me. I think I was getting too good with Nothing. You see, Nothing tells me stories perched from the palm of my hand. And I always give Em some details and he always loves it. But I guess I’ve been getting too good at talking to Nothing. Because Em listened to me go on and on. When I was finished, Em politely said, “Mama? You do know Nothing isn’t real, right?” Which is a profound statement in that of itself.

But Nothing is very real to me.

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6 Comments on “Tales About Nothing”

  1. Heather said at 1:39 pm on September 2nd, 2011:

    That is the cutest damn thing I have read in a long time.

  2. lauren said at 1:42 pm on September 2nd, 2011:

    Love love love this

  3. Adventures In Babywearing said at 5:04 pm on September 2nd, 2011:

    Perfection.

    Steph

  4. Molly said at 5:43 pm on September 2nd, 2011:

    How cute and smart he is! Ellie had a friend named Cowboy once–I think he was Woody from Toy Story– but I haven’t heard about him since last spring. Too bad, because I really liked that guy.

  5. meredith said at 10:54 am on September 3rd, 2011:

    love this!! adorable.

  6. Michele Chaves said at 10:40 pm on September 10th, 2011:

    That is the best story. You have yourself a very creative little man.


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