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January 31st, 2007
Cravings this week include: Mrs. T’s, Carvel ice cream cake, Jelly Belly, fries, peppercorn ranch dressing, hummus, cream cheese, veggie tacos, cinnamon buns, soysage, and pancakes.
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January 30th, 2007
Alright, Internet, if that is your real name. It’s been a little over a week since we moved from Typo to Mephisto, and I’m curious as to whether or not there have been any problems since that switch took place. I know there was a commenting issue, sorry about that. I think it’s been fixed. And today I noticed that the banner wasn’t correct. I also noticed that some of the permalinks didn’t move over correctly so there were many dead links, which I am currently trying to find on my own. I guess what I really want to know is if anyone has run into any problems so I can make Tobyjoe fix them all.
15 Comments »Woe is Me at 33
January 29th, 2007
Today is my birthday and the biggest pair of pants I own no longer fit. Today is my birthday and it’s so cold out, my snot froze to my upper lip and I didn’t even feel it it was that cold. Today is my birthday and I tried to go to the gym. I walked outside and slipped on the ice and so Tobyjoe told me I had to go back home, that our fetus wanted me to. Today is my birthday so I did go back home, snot covered and fat. Today is my birthday and earlier I accidentally pushed a post live that wasn’t meant to go live about stats and lurkers and it was grumpy and I screwed up because Mephisto still confuses me. Today is my birthday and I grabbed a hot pan without an oven mitt and that made the word “F*ck” come out of my mouth. Today is my birthday and tonight we’re going to Bond Street Sushi where I can’t eat that much of what is awesome but I will deal. Today is my birthday and I’m pregnant and the spit won’t stop coming and my tummy is upset and I’m fat and my pants don’t fit. Today is my birthday and I will wake up tomorrow without the hint of a hangover, which is a good thing believe it or not. Today is my birthday and the book I’m reading bores me to tears. Today is my birthday and I haven’t showered yet and my hair is stringy and my eyes are filled with goo and my right nostril was bloody this morning and then my snot froze. Today is my birthday and I woke up with a zit on my neck. Today is my birthday and I’m 33 and I like that age because I like threes but I don’t want it to be cold and I want to go swimming. Today is my birthday and I can’t stop peeing.
44 Comments »Cocktail Playdates
January 28th, 2007
Melissa, over at Suburban Bliss, appeared on The Today Show recently to discuss a growing trend among some mothers called “Cocktail Playdates”. Here’s the skinny: the kid gets his or her juice box, the mother a glass of chardonnay. (MmmmmmMmmmmm, wine.)
22 Comments »Genetic Testing During the First and Second Trimester. (Simply Put.)
January 25th, 2007
I found out I was pregnant on November 21st, 2006. It is my first pregnancy. And I am a worrywart. I worry about everything. If there isn’t something to worry about, I’ll create something. The day I found out I was pregnant I started reading stuff online. Of course, my worrying eyes wandered toward the bit about genetic defects and other chromosomal problems and I became concerned. I began reading everything I could find about the testing offered to pregnant women. I have come a long way in three months.
37 Comments »Gratuitous Photo Stuff and a Sigh of Relief
January 24th, 2007
My evenings have been really bad lately. I don’t get morning sickness at all. I get evening sickness. And I’m feeling overweight and frumpy. So today I got Kellianne (perhaps the best artist/hairstylist there is) to give me a new haircut. Somehow, this woman always manages find my natural curls. I simply have to figure out how to do this. Here is a picture of the new me. I hope it fools ones eyes away from the expanding inner tube that was once my midsection. (She says this as she eats fries dipped in peppercorn ranch dressing.)
6 Comments »Pregnant Women and Mothers Are Annoying.
January 23rd, 2007
Thank you, everyone, for your congratulatory emails and comments – both here and on Flickr. They mean a lot to us. It’s been a long three months. There were times I wanted to just scream, “I’M PREGNANT! That’s why I’m being such a bitch! That’s why I can’t stop spitting!” But I held back.
26 Comments »The New York Post
January 22nd, 2007
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Patrick. Resident of The Bronx
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W(onderful) Indeed.
January 19th, 2007
Yesterday was a long day. Tobyjoe and I had a few appointments together in the city. We were out from 9 AM until after 5, running around in the rain. But I’ll report more on that later. What I really want to write about right now, however, is our new Heavenly bed (Oops!) our new W Bed! That’s right, folks. We went ahead and pulled the trigger on this one. We bought a new bed.
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