After three long years of practically vomiting over my search strings, June is looking cleaner. (I wouldn’t go as far as to say “clean” entirely, but cleaner nonetheless.) I won’t talk about what I used to get for fear of attracting them all over again. And some of these disturb me still. Ah well.

• mihow
• retainer
• retards
• naked waitress
• self suck
• allergic to alcohol
• ashton kucher
• danceadelphia
• excema
• loreal plaza
• love girls
• super nipples
• buck teeth
• girl with buck teeth
• i want to tell everybody about this cheater.
• kansas rest area
• lil red terror
• loadxml
• mihow missy
• naked people

Just for fun, I searched some of these using mihow.com as well. Weirdness, I tell you. Weirdness. You’re all crazy.