Back-Asswards

posted by mihow on February 24th, 2005

How is it a gal who has several tattoos, has had her nose, ear and bellybutton pierced (at least once), nearly faints every time someone draws her blood?

I have serious fear issues. My palms were dripping and I nearly fell from the stirrups^

Issues.

17 Responses to “Back-Asswards”

  1. jon Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 09:43 AM

    am i the only one grossed out by hearing about you, piercings, and stirrups in the same sentence(s)?

  2. mihow Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 09:47 AM

    Yeah, I’m a little grossed out by me, too. What word should I have removed?

  3. jon Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 09:48 AM

    I could have handled ‘table’ or ‘examination table’

    stirrups is too…. well, you know

  4. mihow Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 09:49 AM

    Well, i have to admit, I wasn’t REALLY in the stirrups at the time. It was the lack of my ^ wasn’t it? I am sorry, Jon. Go see your priest.

  5. tobyjoe Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 10:01 AM

    Get a room, you two.

    Oh, Jon – NICE TAPES!

  6. GotJesus? Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 10:22 AM

    If your palms were in the stirrups, I’d consider seeing a different doctor.

  7. mihow Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 10:25 AM

    That’s what you think.

  8. ASS MAN Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 10:26 AM

    Did someone call?

  9. GotJesus? Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 11:06 AM

    Did your doc give you something for that jock itch?

  10. mihow Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 11:07 AM

    I DO NOT HAVE JOCK ITCH!!

  11. GotJesus? Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 11:14 AM

    Oh, it got better? That’s GREAT!! I might have been embarrassed if you were to end up scratching through dinner.

  12. mihow Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 11:15 AM

    Do you have ANY IDEA what happens to people on here for not properly using SARCASMARK? DO YOU?

    HaveSatan, you seem to forget that I will be seeing you in NYC this weekend and that you might need directions at some point.

  13. GotJesus? Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 11:29 AM

    Ok, I’m sorry^

  14. jon Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 03:18 PM

    i dont want a room with michele

    god no, please

    as far as i’m concerned, toby and michele are a nice friendly couple. they hold hands and look adoringly at one another—but they have never touched anything of each other, aside from their hands.

    one day, they will reproduce asexually. they will decide to have babies, and then the stork will come.

    that is how it was written, that is how it shall be.

  15. mihow Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 03:20 PM

    What are you your parents or something? Yeesh. You big weirdo.

  16. jon Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 03:47 PM

    hippie

  17. Home Detention Lady Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 05:39 PM

    I’ve had all those same piercings (plus tongue) as well as several tattoos, and I can’t handle puke. I understand where you’re coming from.

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