These Things Happen.

posted by mihow on November 10th, 2005

Say you’re at a bar and you see a girl and she’s hot. Say she thinks you’re hot, too. Say you go home with her. Say the last thing you remember before falling asleep was being in her bed. Then how was it you woke up the following morning on a couch being spooned by her naked husband?

20 Responses to “These Things Happen.”

  1. sian Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 06:02 AM

    What have you and Toby been up too!!??

  2. mihow Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 06:03 AM

    ha! Not us, no ma’am.

  3. zac Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 06:34 AM

    More info please..that story is the equivalent of saying, ” I was out buying milk and the next thing you know, im a prostitute. I dont need names, but to better judge this person, I need to know the details. (and not that I would ever judge anyone, but in my private mind, I want to make a judgement about this person based solely on this second hand story!)

  4. j o h n Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 06:36 AM

    ooooo. I’ve got to meet this one. Is she hott?

  5. mihow Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 06:41 AM

    I’m not sure how much more information I can give you. I mean, that’s the story. Guy goes home with girl wakes up on couch next to naked spooning husband. Weird, don’tchya think? I’ll see what I can do about getting more details…

  6. j o h n Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 07:03 AM

    Ooooooooo. I though it was Girl goes home with a hot guy & then wakes up back in her place with HER own naked husband. Why I thought that, I do not know…

  7. deekay Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 07:12 AM

    Was he naked too? Or just the husband?

  8. Amanda B. Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 07:32 AM

    Whoa. The Ninja-spoon. Few have encountered it.

  9. mihow Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 07:34 AM

    deekay, he was not naked. He was fully clothed. This story gets weirder and weirder each time I think about it.

  10. annejelynn Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 08:30 AM

    bwah ha ha ha ha – what a freak out experience

  11. Diedre Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 11:06 AM

    Was his butt sore when he woke up? So weird!

    Was he naked when he fell asleep next to the hot girl and then woke up clothed next to the naked husband? or clothed all the time?

  12. mihow Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 11:17 AM

    Diedre, I asked the same thing. I said, “Did a certain something hurt?” I can’t remember the answer but I think it was no.

  13. mihow Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 11:18 AM

    But he did wake up with a can of Crisco around his neck. Weird.

  14. Charlie Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 12:27 PM

    If I weren’t as tired as I am, I’d make a witty allusion to yesterday’s post about eating meat with a dry rub.

  15. Diedre Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 12:47 PM

    can of Crisco “around” his neck. WTF! please say just near his neck or on the coffee table. Please. This is getting worse!

  16. mihow Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 01:06 PM

    I’m sorry, that was a joke. No Crisco.

  17. Jonathan Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 07:46 PM

    Was the husband/wife eastern european?

  18. Sarah Says:
    November 11th, 2005 at 04:22 AM

    Well I thought that it was a girl who went home with another girl, who she thought was hot, and then woke up with the husband spooning her.

  19. Charlie Says:
    November 11th, 2005 at 10:59 AM

    Sarah: I thought the same thing the first time I read this.

  20. Diedre Says:
    November 11th, 2005 at 11:53 AM

    what did the guy do when he woke up? Hit the naked husband?

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