September 19th, 2005
I gotta be honest, every now and again I’m like, “Dude, mihow, I hate this Web site.” Usually, it comes and goes right away. In the past it would come along every 3 or 6 months or something. Now, it’s every other day.
I really, really need to figure out if I want to keep doing this. Why is this so addictive? Why do I feel compelled to keep doing this?
The first thing I ever wrote on here was “Snot has invaded my head.” Perhaps the last should read: “Blog has invaded my head.”
Something needs to change… it’s either me or this damn Web site, but something’s gotta change.
P.S. I am not looking for reasons to stick around or “OMG OMG! YOU’RE THE SHIT! LOL! LOL!” feedback. Nor am I looking for someone to tell me how badly I suck. I’m just venting.
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September 19th, 2005
Toby Joe and I waxed Josephine the car on Sunday and now my arms are killing me. I totally know karate.
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September 19th, 2005
A few weeks ago, Toby and I were eating at one of our favorite Indian restaurants, Brick Lane. I had just finished my meal and the waiter cleared the plates. I went to grab my water when I noticed a baby roach running madly around the table. I lifted the water glass and put back down, directly on top of the beast’s head, killing it dead.
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September 18th, 2005
I just purchased two tickets to see The Moscow Cats Theatre perform in Tribecca on October 14th. The performance combines my most favorite living creatures with on of my most feared: cats and clowns, respectively. (Damn New York Times helping me throw away my savings.)
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September 17th, 2005
Toby and I won tickets to a Mets game today and for some reason everyone I tell that to laughs at me. Apparently we have Rock Star seating. However, judging by others’ reactions, I am gathering that’s like having front row seats to a Menudo concert. (Who, incidentally, I have already seen.)
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September 16th, 2005
I have to admit, I was a little disappointed/hurt with how few stories I received in response to my “Dollar for Your Thoughts” post. I get at least 500 regulars a day and anywhere from 10 to 20 thousand hits. And while that’s not a devastatingly high number of people, I assumed I’d get at least a hundred responses.
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September 16th, 2005
This morning,I am going to admit something to the Internet that I have no business admitting. Ready?
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September 13th, 2005
For every story I get in the comments section (stories about trips to New Orleans, Mississippi, whatever. Hell, it could be about jazz, being big and easy or binge drinking for all I care) I’ll donate one dollar to the Red Cross. It’s up to you, kittens. This is so unbelievably easy. Plus, I really, really like stories.
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September 13th, 2005
I just saw the oddest tattoo. You know those scars that many people who are older than 35 have on their arms? I forget what vaccination it was. Anyway, they are circular and rather large. A guy had a tattoo that used it as the sun in part of an outdoor scene.
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