For Hire

December 17th, 2004

If anyone knows of any freelance and/or full time work in the tri-state area, I suddenly have some time on my hands.

Today is even more bizarre than last week’s bizarre day. And here I thought it wasn’t possible.

(Days like today, no, weeks like this, make me believe in God. Because this is entirely too comedic to be circumstantial.)

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  1. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    For the record, this was my decision. :] And it’s a long story and it’s personal.

    (I will talk about it more when I understand it better.)

  2. j o h n said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    the sweet commute was to “fortunate” for you? didn’t want to tilt the kharma balance too much in your favor?

  3. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    I wish it were that simple.

  4. Lana said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    You were so enamoured with last night’s OC, you’ve decided to move back to the west coast?

  5. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    Today is brilliant. Truly. I’m going to continue working for this gent, however, it will remain offsite from now on.

  6. Jon said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    I was really hoping that you’d try to make the situation as bad as possible.

    I had a friend once, who wanted to ‘farm a pimple’. He had a little one, and wanted to rub oil on it every day to see how big it would get, and find out what the world’s biggest pimple would be.

    I don’t know if he made it up on his own, or saw it in some book/movie—he was eerie enough to warrant either scenario.

    He managed to have a massize whitehead that looked , well, absolutely revolting in only a few days. It was so large and utterly disgusting that it no longer resembled a pimple , but something like a goiter , open pus sore or anything of that freakishly unsettling caliber. Apparently it began to really hurt too, so he had to stop his experiment.

    Sometimes its fun to see where a bad situation will go. It could very well end up as some anecdote that makes people laugh for years to come!

  7. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    This man is very fragile. Perhaps even suicidal.

  8. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    I get the funniest email:

    “Please tell me the ‘gent’ wasn’t pulling a Bill o’reilly.” (Lana, I love you.)

  9. jon said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    maybe you can convince him to farm a pimple of his own

  10. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    Will you come up and start this ball rolling? I’m down for cheering you on. I’m a good cheerleader. I used to be one, actually. Sick, but totally true.

  11. gina said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    Must post photo of mihow cheerleader immediately!

  12. gina said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    BTW: have you seen the animated Nickelodeon show “Invader Zim”? and the episode where he gets a pimple and it gets huge and it turns out to have hypnotic powers so he draws a face on it and dresses it up in a suit and names it… just wondering.

  13. Fish said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    Concur! Must have photo of perky cheerleading Mihow so we can gently mock you in a good-natured way! Er, I mean, so we can see how cool you were in high school!

  14. mihow said at 10:37 am on December 17th, 2004:

    I was very young at the time. But I do actually have a picture someplace. I’ll have to get my mother to bring them up for Xmas. I’ll totally post it. :] Big hair and skinny legs. I was the ugliest teenager alive.

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