Ashton

posted by mihow on August 13th, 2003

One of my top search referrals is Ashton Kucher. Which is funny, because I think (though I haven’t checked) my site ranks in at around 4,132 on Google when searching for Mr. Kucher. Which means one thing, said link-seekers are pretty desperate for information on this mother fucker. After said person clicks on the link Google spits at them, they end up on a comments page from way back when Toby wrote something about him. And some leave comments. And a few have the tone of a highschool girl in heat. The latest comment emailed to me today was:

comment from ashtonfan101:
ASHTON IS SSSOOO HOT ALL THE GIRLS IN MY CLASS ARE OBSESSED AND IM ONE!!!!!!! HE IS HOTTER THAN CRAZY!!!!!!!

Scary.

14 Responses to “Ashton”

  1. Megan Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 08:40 AM

    How hot is crazy, anyway?

  2. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 08:50 AM

    I wondered the same thing.

  3. moia Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:08 AM

    it’s like SO crazy hot! ya know?

  4. girl27 Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:12 AM

    Ashtonfan101: Sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here.

  5. Chris Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:13 AM

    Looks like your comments made it to the first results page coming in at #10!! Now you just have to find a way to turn those hits into glorious ad revenue!!!

    (of course, you’re nowhere in sight if you spell Kutcher right… hehe)

  6. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:14 AM

    oh great. So not only do I get all the highschool girls finding my site by searching for this dude, but they’re all morons too? Half-assed Ashton Lovers who can’t even SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME CORRECTLY?!

  7. Chris Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:15 AM

    indEEd

  8. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:16 AM

    granted, it’s toby’s fault, ultimately. as he’s the one who fucked up to begin with.

    ::shakes fist at TobyJoe::

  9. tobyjoe Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:45 AM

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  10. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 10:52 AM

    dude

  11. GotJesus? Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 12:47 PM

    Don’t forget anal bondage spunk punk’d. If I had the energy I’d come up with an obscene ashton haiku.

  12. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 01:10 PM

    dude

  13. Megan Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 01:11 PM

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  14. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2003 at 01:17 PM

    dude, sex fart?

    nude sex fart?

    I’m doomed.

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