You know how some bloggers only post attractive pictures of themselves? NOT THIS BLOGGER!
Check this out:
OK! So I had to buy this for a few reasons:
One: The socks.
Two: Age 2.
Three: The bags under my eyes are growing increasingly more envious of my double-chin. I just needed proof. I have it now.
Four: It appears I’m molesting my left nipple.
Five: My KT Tape is showing. (Proof I should not have “run” on Sunday. Run is in quotes because I hobbled through this race. It was a 4-mile race. Four miles is pretty easy for me these days. I welcome a 4-mile run. But I’d run a pretty decent 10K the day before so my legs were screaming. I needed to recover. Also: I got my period on Saturday morning.)
Six: It looks like I might be having an allergic reaction to shellfish.
Seven: I look like The Joker.
Eight: I apparently have gills.
Overall this image is a whole lotta unawesome, which makes it thoroughly more awesome. So I had to buy it and share it.